CLUMSY

Clumsy is two weight all caps handcrafted awkward font with alternate for all characters and digits. Font inspirit a few lines of the text from old soviet book about vine. Clumsy is good choice for small amount of text.
When Clumsy is used in OpenType-savvy applications, its Contextual Alternates feature produce a striking random-like effect on glyphs distribution, achieved by cycling through alternates. When not using the Contextual Alternates feature, you can still pick the alternates in the Glyphs palette or use the alternates available from the keyboard upper and lower case.