Victory Speech

It’s that time of year again, isn’t it? And yes, we’re speaking rhetorically, because our true intent is to rouse voters into action, claim a significant gain in support over our nearest rivals and lead the nation, perhaps The World, into a new era of prosperity, one in which our once proud nation can become great yet again! An era of Hope, a time of peace and an end to war! Because never, in the field of human conflict, have so many, given so much and gained so little so that the have nots can reward themselves and those that have and-and… Victory, and Hope, and Greatnessness!